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Mon 5 Feb 1923 TOWN CLEANS UP AFTER RIOTS <<< weren't the riots a week before this? -- SimonBooth >>> <<< picky picky puicky -- MikePitt >>> <<< ITYM picky picky picky, not puicky -- SimonBooth >>> <<< picky picky picky. Oh how about "Theatre site cleared after riots" -- MikePitt >>> <<< as in after a week of clearing? yeah -- SimonBooth >>>
Mon 5 Feb 1923 COHEN IN COURT TODAY (The SandersonGhost and ...)
- {{{ Ben Cohen the mastermind behind the infamous Sanderson Ghost stories is
in court today on charges of handling stolen goods. He is expected to be refused bail and remanded back to HellsCauldron. The Reporter says he must have a fair trial, and with the strength of evidence he must then be returned to HellsCauldron for a good long time. An example must be set.}}}
Thu 8 Feb 1923 "FAT BURGLER" STRIKES AGAIN (UnearthlyGoode)
- {{{ Criminal genius John Brown stalks our streets once more, as last night
two homes in OldUnity were burgled by a large man. The Reporter is once again able to offer a $50 reward to anyone who can help recapture this insane mastermind.}}}
Fri 9 Feb 1923 "FAT BURGLAR"'S REIGN OF TERROR CONTINUES - REWARD DOUBLED (UnearthlyGoode)
- {{{ Baffled police today are left wondering how John "Sticky" Brown, thrift
store employee turned criminal mastermind, could be in three places at once, as the homes of three honest gentlemen in Old Unity are burgled; yet still nothing was taken. What is he planning?
- The Reporter is now offering a $100 reward for his capture.}}}
Sat 10 Feb 1923 SPECIAL SATURDAY EDITION: "FAT BURGLAR" APPEAL (UnearthlyGoode)
- {{{ In a rash of burglaries the like of which has never been seen before, John
"Sticky" Brown and his minions have visited an incredible five homes! Is no-one safe? and what is the motive behind this strange man's actions?
- Thanks to the generousity of concerned readers, the Reporter is now able to
offer a $150 reward for the capture of this criminal mastermind. If you want to help keep our streets safe, please send just one dollar to...}}}
Sun 11 Feb 1923 SPECIAL SUNDAY EDITION: $250 TO CATCH "FAT BURGLAR"!!! (UnearthlyGoode)
- {{{ The Reporter's concerned readers have donated another hundred dollars to
the fund, bringing the reward available to an incredible $250. Who will catch the insane genius, who this morning hit another four homes?}}}
Mon 12 Feb 1923 "FAT BURGLAR" - MASTER OF SEDUCTION (UnearthlyGoode)
- {{{ Criminal Mastermind John "Sticky Brown" last night hit two more homes,
as well as the headquarters of the Unity Historical Society. The Reporter interviewed a Mrs. Rebecca Swarovski (29), who described herself as "aroused" by the burglar, and who said she felt she had to feed him honey, before he wrestled two grown men to the ground and made good his escape. }}}
Wed 14 Feb 1923 DodgsonDiscusses: A CALL OUT TO RAT-CATCHERS (UnearthlyGoode)
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