• 99Tentacles

To the tune of 99 Red Baloons by Nena

{{{You and I, in an old book shop taking chances with the little SAN that we've got Reading the necronomicon 'til one by one, the SAN had gone Under the sea, the towers of R'lyeh collapse at once: something's down there With strange eons death may die. 99 tentacles go by

99 tentacles Rising through the inky deep Naval stations: red alert Sonar gives an eery beep The Elder god springs to life Opens up one angry eye Cthulhu's come. It's time to die. 99 tentacles go by

99 West arkham street 99 occultists meet To gibber, gibber in their mirth Great Cthulhu comes to Earth! This is it! Our time of might! This is it! The stars are right! We will arise as prophesied! 99 Tentacles go by

99 Dark Riders fly On evil-monster byakhees Everyone's an antihero Every one's a Noonien Khan With orders to eliminate, Terminate, defenestrate Cthulhu's minions fill the sky As 99 tentacles go by

99 nightmares I've had In every one a tentacle It's all over, kaput, goddammit For this dust that was a planet If I could find an Elder God Perhaps we two could set things right But no, here comes a tentacle To take me off into the night}}}