May I have your attention please May I have your attention please Would the dread Cthulhu please rise up I repeat would the dread Cthulhu please rise up, please rise up We're gonna have a problem here... Y'all act live you've never seen an eldar god before Jaws all over the floor, like your SAN's gone and run out the door I'll whoop humanities ass worse than before But first come the dreams, wakin' you with a nightmare (Arrgghh!) Its the return of the... "Ah, Wait, no way, You're kidding, He didn't just call up what I think he did, did he? And Titus Crowe Said... Nothing you Idiots! Titus Crowe's Dead. He went down into the basement! (Bwahahaha) Investigators love the big C "Dread Cthulhu, I'm Sick of Him Look at him, flying around, slobbering through his tentacles, eating you-know-who," "Yeah but he's so Cute though!" Yeah, I've probably got a couple of spells in my head to loose, But no worse than whats going on in most investigators book-rooms. Sometimes I want to leave R'Lhye and just let loose, but Can't But its cool in New Orleans to call me up, worse "I need a sacrafice" "I need a sacrafice" And If I'm Lucky you might just give it an call me up And thats the message that we deliver to little kids Then expect them not to know what the Necronomicon is Of course they know what Occultism is By the time they hit forth grade They got Dungeons and Dragons, don't they "We ain't nothing but mages..." Some of us been Clerics for ages They call on old gods like Loki But if we can can call on living ones like Nyarlthotep Then theres no reason why one man can't consume another's likeness without regret But if you feel like I feel, I am your only bet Cultists wave you;re charms, chant the chorus here it goes: Ia dread cthulhu, yes Ia dread cthulhu All the other gods are just lesser servitors So won't the dread cthulhu please rise up please rise up, please rise up Hastur don't gotta send dreams to get followers Well I Do. So f'tang him and f'tang you too! You think I give a damn about old Narly Half of you cultists I can't even stomach, let alone you raise me But Big C, what if you rose, wouldn't it be weird Why? So you guys could just chant to get me here? In a world that already has Britney Spears? Shit, perhaps Mammon and I really ought to swap spheres So I could rise next to Donald Trump and Bill Gates And hear them argue over who's head I should eat first You little whores, worship money more than me "Yeah, He's cute, but I think he's burried at sea, hee-hee" I should tell all those who contact me How the person who put them where they are now was me I'm sick of you little temporal young races, all you do is annoy me So I pretty much plan on comming to destroy you And there are a million of other elder entities Who kill like me, who just hate mankind like me Whoo look like me, have wings and tentacles like me And might just be the next best thing, but not quite Big C Ia dread cthulhu, yes Ia dread cthulhu All the other gods are just lesser servitors So won't the dread cthulhu please rise up please rise up, please rise up Its like a head trip to summon me, cos only I'm gonna be The thing you joke about when reolplayin' in your living room The only difference if I actually am it I'll rise in front of you all, and I don't gotta need dice or get dispelled at dawn I just don't save soul, I eat it And whether you like to admit it. I just hit it Better than ninty nine percent of all other gods can Then you wonder how cultists eat up my gifts like valliums Its funny,, cos at the rate they're going when they're 30 Thay'll be the only folks in the insane asylam not crying I'm not lying. All the non-cultists will have already been dying And every single person is a cthulhu cultist lurking He could be working at Maccy Ds (big place for cultist recruiting) Or in a pagan ritual, circling Screaming "F'tang Ia R'leyh' With his head bowed down and hands up in the sky So will the Dread Cthulhu please rise up? And put each and every one of his tentecles up And be proud to be outta his grave and outta control One more time fellow cultists, loud as you can, how does it go? Ia dread cthulhu, yes Ia dread cthulhu All the other gods are just lesser servitors So won't the dread cthulhu please rise up please rise up, please rise up
