I'm a webmonkey and I'm OK
I sleep all night
And I sleep all day
I make websites
I browse the web
I go to the lavatory
And when I am
So really bored
I make a cup of tea
I'm a webmonkey and I'm OK
I sleep all night
And I sleep all day
I make websites
In Coldfusion
It's really not that nice
And later on
While not at work
I piss about with dice
I'm a webmonkey and I'm OK
I sleep all night
And I sleep all day
I make websites
That advertise
All sorts of crap, it's true
They fail to sell
Their products to
the herd, and me, and you
Oh, I'm a webmonkey and I'm OK
I sleep all night
And I sleep all day
I make websites,
databases,
To sell all sorts of tat
But it's OK
'cos the Public
they pay no heed to that
Yes, I'm a webmonkey and I'm OK
I sleep all night
And I sleep all day
I make websites
But I still feel
I'm treated like a smurf (shut up!)
But thats OK
'cos I don't work
Instead the web I surf
Sing, I'm a webmonkey and I'm OK
I sleep all night
And I have too much time on my hands