The following articles did not appear in various Unity newspapers on the first of April 1923.

TheUnityReporter: DOUBLE TROUBLE! PAIR OF MONSTERS TRASH DOWNTOWN UNITY!

• Terror stalked the streets today as not one, but two collosal fiends 
  destroyed a vast area of Unity yesterday evening. Shortly after midnight, 
  residents of the JenksHill area were awoken by crashing sounds, and emerged to 
  see the terrifying spectacle of Great Cthulhu, a hundred-foot tall tentacled 
  monstrosity, crushing buildings and devouring the unfortunate citizens within. 
  The Great Old One was accompanied by a number of Star Spawn, themselves several 
  storeys high, who terrorized stragglers. "It was horrible," said eye witness 
  Franklin Mint, of 3rd Street, "There were people running and screaming all over 
  the place. It's enough to drive you mad."
  
  Moments latter, "Black Goat of the Woods with One Thousand Young" Shub-Niggurath 
  emerged from parts unknown, and proceeded to join Cthulhu in an orgy of 
  destruction that lasted almost an hour. After their daemonic appetite for mayhem 
  had been sated, the fiends moved off in the direction of VillersHill. Cthulhu 
  was last seen climbing the [[WHPLRadio|WHPL Radio]] tower, clutching an attractive young woman. 
  If you were that woman, TheUnityReporter would like to hear from you!

TheUnityTimesChronicle: CTHULHU, SHUB-NIGGURATH ATTACK CITY

• In a bizarre yet destructive incident late last night, the Great Old Ones 
  Cthulhu, previously thought to be sleeping dreamlessly in the sunken city of 
  R'Lyeh, and Shub-Niggurath, Black Goat of the Woods with A Thousand Young, 
  attacked the JenksHill district of Unity, apparently without provocation. The 
  pair, who were accompanied by an unknown number of Star Spawn, caused 
  considerable loss of life, and damage to public and private buildings, before 
  making off in the direction of VillersHill.
  
  While preliminary identifications of the culprits have been made by the few 
  surviving eye witnesses who are not currently in the care of UnityAsylum, police 
  are remaining cautious as to the possibility of swift arrests. "We must as 
  always conduct this investigation by the book if we are to achieve the desired 
  result in court." said Chief of Police [[LloydMcDonall|Lloyd McDonall]] in a statement issued 
  shortly after the incident, adding "It's going to one hell of an identity 
  parade."
  
  Members of TheUnitySociety were unavailable for comment.

<<< Hmmm. OK. It seems April has now happened. -- BenChalmers >>>

DodgsonDiscusses: Great Old Ones Not So Great

• You will have no doubt heard about the recent attacks on our fair city. 
  While I would never celebrate another's misfortune, I believe that at least one 
  good thing has resulted from the devastation. It is a wake-up call to alert us 
  to a threat to our way of life, a threat we have ignored for too long. This 
  threat is even greater than that of corpulent, non-union tradesmen and their 
  miscreant offspring. I speak, of course, of the threat of hundred-foot tall 
  creatures from beyond the cosmic gulfs of time and space arriving and trampling 
  on our houses.
  
  As a town, it is our duty to do something about this supernatural menace. But 
  what can we do, you ask? The answer is simple. We must fight back! Their immense 
  size may give them the advantage when tearing the roof off an orphanage and 
  feasting on the helpless children inside, but it will also make them easy to 
  find. So, who is with me? Grab whatever weapon you can find and meet me on
  JenkinCommon at midnight, when these creatures are certain to show themselves.
  Yes, one glance at them is enough to bring the walls of sanity crashing down,
  but I have faith that the insurmountable Unity spirit will see us through. Join
  me fighting the good fight against these cyclopean horrors! We have nothing
  to lose but our minds!