An eager and impressionable youth.

Eugene Hazzard accompanied SergeantTurner when he interviewed the members of TheUnitySociety in UnearthlyGoode. He was working for TheUnityReporter, and had already had several front-page bylines in that paper; but he disappeared from Unity ont he same day that HazzardBoilers left.

Eugene reappeared, no longer gangly but well bulked-out, in HereBeDragons as the Wide Receiver for the RochesterJeffersons. He spoke briefly to TheCharacters and then left in a blacked-out car driven by PaulTatish.