Tuesday 16th October, 1923 DRAGONS SLAY BEARS (HereBeDragons)
{{{ Moments ago, the JenkinDragons scored the final point in this year's historic
Plate Match. The Reposter would like to extend congratulations to the team, the university and to the match's generous sponsors.}}}
WAREHOUSE EXPLOSION SURVIVOR {{{ Officers of the UnityPoliceForce were last night baffled when, responding to
reports of an explosion in the WarehouseDistrict, they found, alive and unharmed, Mr. Gilbert Cobbett (51). Mr Cobbett was, according to police, screaming constantly, and will likely have to be moved to UnityAsylum once the investigations conclude.
The reporter spoke to another warehouse owner, Mr. JonathanGray, who told us: "The explosion at Mr. Cobbett's warehouse is a tragedy, but his customers
should rest easy in the knowledge that GrayImports should be able to find any commodity they now find in short supply."
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