What would Great Cthulhu do If he were here right now? I'm sure he'd kick an ass or two. That's what Great Cthulhu'd do. What will Great Cthulhu do Oh, When the stars are right? He'll rise up with insanity For everyone in sight. What will Great Cthulhu do When he rises again? The nations of the earth he'll chew. That's what Great Cthulhu'll do. What will Great Cthulhu do When even death has died? Bring peace and love and happiness. (or maybe I just lied) What will Great Cthulhu do When the cultists want rewards? He'll crush them into fetid goo, That's what Great Cthulhu'll do. What will Great Cthulhu do If the cultists have all hid? He'll send the lot of them insane With a face made out of squid What will Great Cthulhu do When the Navy finds R'Lyeh? He'll smash the boats and eat the crew, That's what Great Cthulhu'll do.
<<< Erm, we need some verses too... --BenChalmers >>>
When cthulhu entered the olympics For synchronised swimming glory He ate all the other contestants 'twas a moral victory Once the elder things had built old R'Lyeh They were overthrown and died But the shuggoths didn't get Big C lying sleeping he survived The cultists that tried to raise Big C They all wound up interred Because Great Cthulhu doesn't like His long lie-in disturbed When cthulhu invented a telehpone to talk to a byakhee It was a talking chameleon: Mind-meltingly tacky When cthulhu went to the off-licence A-wanting to get pissed He ate the man behind the desk But he was never missed When cthulhu designed his website It ran on coldfusion It drove poor Simon Booth quite mad Run! Run! RUN!!!! When cthulhu did his washing He washed his big jim-jams With room for lots of tentacles And sacrificial lambs When cthulhu broke his window He bought a new glass pane But people saw him through it And they all went insane Wheh cthulhu woke up from his sleep He wanted to eat an orange Because Elder Gods don't have to explain themselves to anybody... So let's all band together To thwart ol' Cthulhu You'll find us on Mallory Lane One hundred twenty-two We'll be there when the stars are right Defending all you see Or at the very very least The Town of Unity Or at the very very least The Toown of Uniteeee
<<< You guys need help and more work -- MikePitt >>>
(See http://home.usadatanet.net/~paruby/06_boitano.htm for the original lyrics)