- [99 Tentacles]
OhFatherDagon, and the similarly-named OldFatherDagon
- Is it drugs?
- Is it eggs?
- Is it sticky stuff from inside people's heads?
- Is it goo?
- Is it slime?
- Could it be blood!?!
- Could it be mine???
<<< You OK, Alden? -- SimonBooth >>>
<<< Little Shop Of Horrors? Or something else? -- RobHague >>>
<<< Dr. Seuss, perhaps? -- SimonBooth >>>
- I will not drink it in my coffee
- I will not drink it for a toffee
- I will not use it in my taffy
- I will not share it with byakhee
- I will not use it for my sugar
- I will not give it to Cthuga
Or...
- {{{Sweet, sweet molasses
Bloats the unwary victims Rise, Cthulhu! Rise!}}}
- {{{Oh No! Cthulhu!
What would Homer Simpson do? "Mmm... Molasses..." D'Oh!}}}
- {{{Call of Cthulhu
All the fun of octopi With horrible deaths!}}}
- {{{Rob fills the Wiki
With lots of bad poetry That's just not funny.}}}
Shall I compare thee to an outer god? Thou art more lovely and less formless too. Strange cities lie where man has not yet trod, but even sights like those will not phase you Sometimes cthulhu infitrates your dream; But when cultists attack you or your friends sanity is not what it could have been: Too many times the world has neared its end. Each night through books you still read on and on, but the SAN losses will become absurd when reading in the Necronomicon you understand those insane arab's words: That is not dead which can eternal lie And in strange eons death itself may die
