• UnityFilk

• WhatWouldGreatCthulhuDo?

• IaDreadCthulhu!

• [99 Tentacles]

• OhFatherDagon, and the similarly-named OldFatherDagon

• CyclopeanCyclopean

• MadCultistBattlesGreatCthulhu

• All The Things I Read

• My God He

• Just Another Damn Byakee

• Cthulhu Great Cthulhu

• The City Called Rlyeh

• Danger Cthulhu

• Cthulhu hoo hoo

• Flaying Alive

• Yesterday

• CohenUndergroundFilk

• I Will Stay Sane

• I Am The Cultist

• Driven Crazy

• Anyone Can Write A Great Cthulhu Song

• Blame It On Cthulhu

UnearthlyGoode

• Is it drugs?
• Is it eggs?
• Is it sticky stuff from inside people's heads?
• Is it goo?
• Is it slime?
• Could it be blood!?!
• Could it be mine???

<<< You OK, Alden? -- SimonBooth >>>

<<< Little Shop Of Horrors? Or something else? -- RobHague >>>

<<< Dr. Seuss, perhaps? -- SimonBooth >>>

• I will not drink it in my coffee
• I will not drink it for a toffee
• I will not use it in my taffy
• I will not share it with byakhee
• I will not use it for my sugar
• I will not give it to Cthuga

Or...

• {{{Sweet, sweet molasses

Bloats the unwary victims Rise, Cthulhu! Rise!}}}

• {{{Oh No! Cthulhu!

What would Homer Simpson do? "Mmm... Molasses..." D'Oh!}}}

• {{{Call of Cthulhu

All the fun of octopi With horrible deaths!}}}

• {{{Rob fills the Wiki

With lots of bad poetry That's just not funny.}}}

• Shall I compare thee to an outer god?
  Thou art more lovely and less formless too.
  Strange cities lie where man has not yet trod,
  but even sights like those will not phase you
  Sometimes cthulhu infitrates your dream;
  But when cultists attack you or your friends
  sanity is not what it could have been:
  Too many times the world has neared its end.
  Each night through books you still read on and on,
  but the SAN losses will become absurd
  when reading in the Necronomicon
  you understand those insane arab's words:
  That is not dead which can eternal lie
  And in strange eons death itself may die